Genius hoodrat in SF

I love how you find people from all walks of life in SF at like 2am in the morning. My friends and I were eating at Cafe Mason after a night at Harlot, when this hoodrat girl came up to us asking why we were dressed up. The conversation goes as follows:

hoodrat: "Can we sit at your table? Why are you guys all dressed up?"
Jon: "We just went out for his going away. This guy is a music exec, this guy is a top attorney..."
hoodrat: "Where are you going?"
Jared: "I'm going back to school at Wharton"
hoodrat: "Oh cool, is that Sacramento State?"
Us: ....

Awkwardsville!